Here is the third portion of my running thread on some of the third party candidates running in 2008 that you likely know little about. If you missed part
1 and
2, there they are.
If you thought the previous round-ups were were made up of unelectable weirdos, just take a look at this week's gang!
Frank Moore
Ahh, Frank Moore. What can you say about this guy? Quite a lot actually: Frank is a Bay Area mainstay who is a performance artist, poet, essayist, painter, musician and television personality, and all around weird guy.
What’s even more astounding is the fact that he was born with
cerebral palsy, can not walk or talk, but has "written books, directed plays, directed, acted in and edited films, regularly gives poetry readings, plays piano, sings in ensemble music jams, and continues to lead bands in hard core punk clubs up and down the west coast" (or so says his
resume and
Wikipedia).
When I input “performance artists” and “Berkeley” and add them with “presidential candidate” into my handy dandy
political calculator, I end up with “insane uber-Moonbat Candidate – approach only when high.”
But some of Frank’s platform isn’t as off the wall as one would expect after glancing at his resume. Not that most of it is plausible, but some of his positions are at least interesting. Here are a few:
1. "I'll do away with welfare and social security. Instead, every American will receive a minimum income of $1,000 a month."Hmmm, sounds like welfare Frank, even when you say it isn’t. If you don’t earn the money yourself, and the government gives it to you, it’s called welfare.
2. "Government should leave marriage to churches. Instead, any two or more adults who have been living together for at least 2 years should be able to register as a 'family.'" Sounds fair to me. I have no problem with different family set-ups registering to receive similar tax benefits that married folks get.
3. "An individual taxpayer will be able to direct her taxes to what functions she wants to support. But corporate taxpayers should not have this option." Sure to make conservatives and libertarians happy. It should make left leaning folks happy as well, but something tells me those social programs the socialists love so much would not have a lot of support if people actually had the ability to direct their tax dollars.
4. "All businesses selling their products in the U.S. will have to certify that their products were manufactured in accordance with this country's labor, wage, environmental, and safety laws."Sounds great, and won’t ever happen.
5. "The use of drugs should be legalized and taxed. Pot and spirits should be sold over the counter to adults only. Tobacco and other addictive drugs should be sold by prescription only."Also sounds great, but likely won’t ever come to be.
Frank also wants to cut military spending, destroy our stockpile of nuclear weapons, and ban the sale of arms to any country. That page of his platform could fit nicely in the Kucinich’s playbook.
To show that she’s committed to the Berkley type leftist in the coming election, perhaps Hilary should pick this guy to be her running mate. How could the hard left turn on her when you’ve got Frank Moore on the ticket? And since he can’t talk, he won’t be able to mess up
like their candidate did 4 years back!
Socialist Workers PartyMuch like the SWP in Britain, the SWP-USA has been one of the biggest proponents of Trotskyism in America during the last 50 years, and is one of those marginal communist parties that just won’t die. In 1986,
the party won a lawsuit against the FBI when they were able to prove that the agency had been spying on them for some years. You can still find active members within colleges and places like New York.
I attended a few of their meetings in my early college days. Nothing about them seemed noteworthy, other than they have been going on about that whole communism thing for a long time now. I am sure there are over a dozen splinter groups that were spawned from their ranks.
Interestingly enough, some pretty “big” political players were once part of this group.
Peter Camejo (Green Party Heavyweight and Ralph Nader running mate),
Lyndon LaRouche (political cult leader, perennial third party candidate, and anti-Semite), and
Max Shachtman (proto-Neoconservative) were all once part of this organization.
Roger Calero
As far as I can tell, the party has not endorsed anyone to be their candidate for the 2008 election, but their 2004 candidates were simply too good
not to mention. Their presidential hopeful was Roger Calero, who was born in Nicaragua and currently resides in Newark, New Jersey. He is a writer for the SWP’s newspaper.
Calero’s main problem in the 2004 election was not the fact that his party, platform, and ideology were completely unelectable, but that he was not a citizen of the United States and could not technically run for the office! And get this; his running mate (
Arrin Hawkins) wasn’t old enough to run for the office (she was only 28 at the time)! Let’s forget for a second how out of the mainstream the SWP is; sure, they won’t be elected
even if their candidates meet election guidelines. But wouldn’t you at least
try to make it appear as if you could take the office? Nothing says “we are irrelevant!” quite like running candidates for an office they can’t hold.
Or maybe their whole campaign was just a stunt to sell more of their group’s newspapers (and a paper both candidates work for). If you can’t win the White House, at least you can litter college campuses with your drivel!